I have had not one, not three, but TWO visitors today.
I feel darn popular.
It has been lovelyful.
And, may I add (of course I can, it's my blog, for Gawd's sake), people are so DARN indecisive. HOLY MOLY, DECIDE WHAT FILM YOU WANT TO SEE, TELL ME, LET ME COMPLAIN, AND THEN I'LL HAPPILY TODDLE ALONG. But, really, it's not surprising I'm complaining about seeing "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". I mean, WHY? Who would invent a film about a couple who have to kill each other? Why would ANYONE want to see it? Ok, so, I can see the attractivity of Brad Pitt (who CAN'T? Oh, except for blind people. Whatever), and I can see that Angelina "fishlips" Jolie has her attractions too, but the bloody plot line looks like something a three year old constructed after being subjected to hours upon hours of "Down To You", "Charlie's Angels", "Tomb Raider" and "Mission Impossible 2". Or any other of the numerous amounts disgusting cliched "Rom Com" or "Action Flick". And there will be the generic happy ending, and the last scene will end with a smoochy track, and a cutting last line, as Angelina Jolie slings her heels over her shoulder, and glances back at her husband, who will be dishevelled, and with a smooth, and undeniably handsome, smile on his face. Just see if I'm right.
I hope I'm not.
I am really hoping that I shall be proved wrong with my hypothesis. Perhaps this film will be absolutely amazing, and I shall be forced to eat my words, sans salt or pepper. With chopsticks.
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Gargles happily.
I dont like these occasions when makes me want to jump around the room like a bouncy ball tearing your (yes, your) hair out.
And wheres the mention of our wonderful morning together yesterday?
*looks unloved*
I am SORRY, my love, I can't blog about everything. I'm sorry. But it was a wonderful morning, indeed.
OI YOU. I spend the WHOLE day with you and you can't be asrse to even mention my name.
TUH!
Oh God, not you as well.
yea and what about me. WHAT ABOUT ME CASSIE. did the time we spent together today, now yesterday MEAN NOTHING TO YOU!?!?!? well it did to me!
emmas sister is fit
OI YOU. lol.
Anyways I just got back from the cinema. I went to see Mr and Mrs Smith. With Hannah. And Loid. I mean Lois. Whatever.
Anyway.
It. Was. Brilliant.
Even thought all three of us managed to miss the ending line which had the entire audience in hysterics, leading me to turn around and politely ask the couple behind us what we missed, it was well good.
I seem to be using. A lot of full stops. I am scaring myself. And Hannah. The rare usage led her to believe. That I was going. To kill her. Mwahaha. Ha.
G'nite Crassie.
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