Perverts' Haven

You may have noticed that I have added a sitemeter to my page. No, wait, you probably haven't noticed, but this is irrelevant. Now, on encouragement from a certain Phipps child, I viewed the referrals page. Oh, how I wish I hadn't.

It has come to my attention that my blog is not just a place for me to splurge (ahem) my thoughts, but it appears to be a safe home for those ever-so-slightly perverted types. A momentary glance at said referrals page not only informed me of this, but confirmed it, and confirmed it, and confirmed it again. As I have had so many perverted hits, I shall give you a run down of a few of the referrals, just to give you an idea of the actual shockingness of it all:

• Fluffy slippers sexy.
• Russia sexy babe.
• Sexy rape in the home.
  
• Sexy rape for fun.
• Girls pantless
  
• SEX ANTICS.
• SEXY WITH ANIMALS .
• Hot fat sex.
• Arab sexy (times three).
  
• Groin grab.
• Elephantitis (times FOUR, I may add. Creepy).
• I'd do her.
• Boys sexy gay.
• Eight inches (snigger).
• Sexy stuff for married couples.
• Pictures of Padme wearing her best dresses.
• Still not sexy (how very, very appropriate).
• How to undo bras.

And, my favourite two, purely for the inherent bizarrity of them:

• Sexy latin flies.
• Sexy sneeze.

I am, as they say in jolly old England, gobsmacked. In the fullest sense of the word. So, my chums, it appears that my blog attracts the perverted side with the force of a magnet. And, due to this post, I will probably get even more revolting referrals than I did before.

And, I've been told I have to put this at the end.

SHAME ON YOU.

I am such a push-over.