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NAME? Cassava.
HEIGHT? 5ft 2, and I've stopped growing. Life is cruel
STARSIGN? Scorpio.
SEX? WHERE?
WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? They are made of bubble wrap.
MOVIE? Fight Club, The Emperor's New Groove, Sleepy Hollow, Drop Dead Fred, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, The Producers, blah blah blah.
DISNEY CHARACTER? Eeyore. He's so depressive.
ACTOR? Brad Pitt, for lust's sake.
TYPE OF MUSIC? RnB, and hip hop are the most obvious choices for me, however, I do like a bit of the old trance.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Show Me The Meaning - Backstreet Boys. Shut up.
WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 4227.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? I tried to digest my hairband earlier, but to no avail.
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?? A big black one. With sparkly bits in.
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Michelle. How odd.
THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Their eyebrows.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH ANY STUFFED ANIMALS? A toy cow. And Blah Blah. It's best not to ask.
DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? I didn't get sent it, I STOLE IT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS? I got my nipples done twice, but then my boobs fell off, so I'm gonna go with no.
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? No. I do want a big, pouffy dress though.
KIDS-AND WHAT NAMES? Pythagorus and Trigonometry. Don't let me have kids.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Curly hair and GORGEOUS. That's right. Don't contradict. I'm a-warning you.
FAVORITE DRINK? Kris.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? I am teetotal. I am also a liar.
FAVORITE SPORTS? VOLLEYBALL, MAN. HELL YEH.
HAIR COLOR? Snigger.
EYE COLOR? Bruns.
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nein.
SIBLINGS? A brother who nicknames me "The Foul Creature of Doom and Despair".
FAVORITE MONTH? EVERY month. Except the one where I get my period. Oh.. wait...
FAVORITE FOOD? Krease.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Goodfellas. GOOD FILM, DUDE.
FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? 8th of March. No particular reason.
ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Can't I just ask someone in? Erlack.
SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. For tis a wonderland. Or something.
HUGS OR KISSES? "Unleaded all the way." This was not my reply, but it made me LAUGH.
RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Can't I have one night sits?
NICEST PERSON? Tom. AHAHAHAHA. Sorry. Who am I trying to kid?
LOUDEST? Gemma. Though, don't tell her I said that. Wait, she reads this. Err, hi, Gemma.
FUNNIEST? Wew, uh... Krease, Lucia, Tom, Fati, Abi, Steve. But not Emma.
STUPIDEST? Hannah Taylor. Sorry, love, but:
Ben: And then I jumped into the river.
Hannah: Did you get wet?
MOST ANNOYING? Tony Blair
FATTEST? Steve. No contest.
IF YOU DIED TOMORROW, WHO WOULD YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING TO? Kris. She likes my shit.
DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Satan.
WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Santa.
WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO? That poncey Llwelyn Bowen chap off Changing Rooms.
WHERE DO U WANT TO LIVE LATER IN LIFE? A cave. It's a hermit's life for me.
WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? 1984 - George Orwell. Again.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE MAT? Terry Jones being crucified. No jokes.
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? I DANCED, DANCED, I TELL YOU. I lie.
HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Seven.
CAN YOU JUGGLE? In a word: no.
WHO DO U CARE ABOUT THE MOST? My headless camel.
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? Yes. Several. All named Tonsil.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? I like EVERYONE.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND? My elastic band.
WHERE DID U GET YOUR COMPUTER FROM? I gave birth to it. That was one scary evening.
EVER LOST SOMEONE? Only in the supermarket.
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? NEVER. I am ageless.
DO YOU SMOKE? Only when my hair's on fire.
LAST BAND/ARTIST YOU SAW PLAY LIVE? Nickelback. I rock.
WHAT KIND OF ART DO YOU FIND YOURSELF MOST ATTRACTED TO? Anything that hurts my eyes.
WHAT ATTRIBUTES DO YOU LIKE IN A PERSON? Ugliness. I mean, look at my exs. Lordy.
WHAT ATTRIBUTES DO YOU DISLIKE IN A PERSON? No legs.
WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR? Escalators.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER CHECKNG YOUR EMAILS? Sleep.
WHAT MOTTO REPRESENTS YOU MOST? "Everyone wears shoes. Except the ones who don't". I don't think I even made that up, depressingly.