Abi: Saving someone’s life.
Chris Williams: Shoot yourself in one foot, then in the other, then in both hands, then in the neck.
Conor: Burnt alive. Or buried alive. Oh, I thought you said worst. Ok, being shot, so that you die instantly.
Dave: Before anyone you know * looks wise*
Emma: Dying of a heart attack after seeing the guy of my dreams. Oh, that’s so boring.
Gee: The best way to die… hmm, something involving vegetables…
Hannah: Ooh, probably like a nuclear bomb where the whole world comes to an end like in Armageddon, oh no, that’s not a nuclear bomb, but something like that, oooooh this is really scaring me!!!
Joe: Being chased through a dark and rainy forest by a scary man with a shotgun.
Lois: Dying of poisoning, whilst being stabbed, whilst falling off a bridge high above a river,
and eaten by sharks. And crocodiles.
Mike: Falling from really high, then landing on your head, so that you don’t feel anything.
Oli Gill: When I’m 69, I shall hire a plane with 130kg of C4, and sky dive from 24000 ft over Jerusalem, then just fly, and blow myself up over the gold temple, or gold dome.
Roxy: Someone spills hot coffee all over your groin while you are waiting for your train at the station, and you jump up in shock and pain and a huge gust of wind blows you onto the track where a train is approaching at VERY HIGH SPEEDS (it does not stop at this station) but you manage to roll away and save yourself and then as you are reclining on the grass between two tracks... an obese sumo wrestler falls from the sky and crushes you to death because he has just been catupulted to england in a giant catupult because he slept with the chief sumo's wife. Or maybe a bird shat him out, 'cause he didn't taste nice. Difficult decision.
Sash: Saving someone’s life, but when you’re old, so you’re going to die soon anyway, so your life isn’t cut short.
Steve: Having sex, like the best sex you’ve ever had in your life, and you are right in the middle of an amazing orgasm, and BAM, you suddenly have a painless heart attack.
Tom: Being run over by a steamroller.
Tom Scott: Couldn’t really comment on it.
2 comments:
of all of these i think steves way is the best, but no heart attack, i wud steal hannahs idea of a nuclear bomb tho wile having wild sex with the one you love.
what about fati?????
i feel terribly unloved
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