I've Just Remembered

I got given an envelope yesterday. From the Hamptonians. It said on it:

Mrs C Bowman
A.K.A. Cassandra Darling
Babe
Cassum the Possum
Egyptian

And inside this envelope-of-wonders was a note saying 'Tom Wants Your Ass'. Well, who doesn't? And in addition to this note of truth, we had a lovely leaflet about near-on-naked women.

Thanks, guys.