"It's A Cruel Irony. Just Like My Dependance On You"

The Emperor's New Groove is just excellent. If you have not seen it, I shall make you watch it. You HAVE to see it. I do not want to watch it on my own, as it is silly embarrassing yourself by laughing all alone. But, if needs must, then I shall watch it by myself. Again.

Today I went to the Optician. That was fun. The nice eye lady showed me all the cool bits in the back of my eye. I'll have you know that the backs of my eyes are lovely, in fact, and you should all wish to have backs-of-eyes like mine.

I have also rediscovered my love for Travis. They are truly amazing. I can't even begin to wonder why I stopped listening to them. It's all so calming and lovely. Sigh. I think tonight, I shall watch a lot of videos and dvds, and be very slobby. As I am not going to any parties or anything. I hope you realise that I will be going on about this for a long time to come. Just to annoy you. Emma. Grr. Emma. I am going to be glaring at you from all the way down here in Weybridge. But really, I hope you all have a REALLY groovy time (even though that's impossible without me). And you'd all better tell me EVER SINGLE DETAIL about it after. Or else, that's it. I won't speak to any of you again.