Everyone is ill. This upsets me, as they miss days off school. Why does that upset me, I ask myself. Actually, I don't need to ask myself, because I do, in fact, already know why it upsets me, as it is my own brain, and I therefore already know what I'm thinking and why. Well, ok, occasionally, I don't know why I'm thinking certain things. You can tell that by the way in which I speak, which is usually kind of jumbled, and gives no evidence of an obvious thought path. ANYWAY. Back to the matter in hand. Which was... oh yeh. I don't like people being ill, because I am never off school, and I am JEALOUS. Have you noticed that? I have been off school for only three days in two whole years. I am impressed. Go me. But that is not actually a good thing. I really should learn to skive more. Or at least become better at pretending to be ill. Yeh.
I am currently watching a fat person sing. Don't ask.
Oh, and it turns out that I am not quite as thick as previously thought. Oh, no, wait, I am. But I have EXPERIENCED A FLUKE. Yes, that's right. The A I received in French (oh yeh, go me, I rock) can't possibly be correctful, and therefore OH I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO CARRY ON WITH THIS, IT IS BORING, IMMATURE AND PURILE. I'M SORRY YOU WERE PUT THROUGH READING THIS.
2 comments:
hehhe
GO FAT GUY
that was mine insane send to people
he is known in this household as "a comic genious"
YOU SHOULD ALL AGREE
DAVE SENT IT FIRST
GO DAVE
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