Camper Than A Caravan

A is for age: Sixteen.
B is for boyfriend: Yeh, his name is Aslan.
C is for career: Twit.
D is for dad's name: Nigel.
E is for essential item to bring to a party: My underwear.
F is for favorite song at the moment: There Is - Box Car Racer.
G is for girlfriend: Yep, me and Steve, let's get it oooooooooonnnnn.
H is for hometown: Weybridge. Darling.
I is for instruments you play: Your heart (HAHAHA).
J is for jam or jelly you like: Strawberry.
K is for kids: Fuck off.
L is for living arrangements: In my nice, pink room.
M is for mom's name: Suzanne
N is for name of your best friend: Tara 'Snorey' Stowe, of course.
O is for overnight hospital stays: NONE. Gah.
P is for phobia[s]: Escalators, hot water bottles and school spoons.
Q is for quote you like: "Let's make like siamese twins and split! And then one of us die..."
R is for relationship that lasted the longest: My relationship with God has been lifelong.
S is for sexual position: Upright. Hahaha.
T is for time you wake up: As late as possible.
U is for unique trait: Stupidity.
V is for vegetable you love: Raw mushrooms.
W is for worst habit: I'm perfect, you twit.
X is for x-rays you've had: Foot and mouth. Wow, could I die from that?
Y is for yummy food you make: Toast.
Z is for zodiac sign: Scorpio.

What was that? I don't know. Hmm.