Blog?

I have a blog. Amazing, no? And for a while, I shall keep up the pretence that I will write in this regularly. We all know that I have the memory of someone who hasn't got a very good memory, so that, my dears, is a pipe dream.
Anyway, there is a reason for this new development, known officially as 'a blog'. Yes, for once I actually know what I'm doing. I'm going to try to improve my writing skills, due to my abominable result in English GCSE. Fab. Or not. Also, this gives me a chance to liquidate my boredosity into something more constuctive, which is not known as homework. Or coursework. Either gives me the shivers.
Perhaps I should start with an introduction, for those of you who stumble upon this, and have not the faintest of ideas who I am. I'm extremely tall, with amazing long, blonde, luscious hair and the figure of a stick-insect on a diet. I'm extremely interested in politics, yet my favourite pasttime is to listen to my favourite singer and idol, Christina Aguilera. That was both a mound of lies and totally unbelievable. I hope you were not taken in by such untruths.
I am currently on summer holidays, however, this holiday is drawing to a sad and uneventful close. I have done no work, nor do I plan to, even though perhaps I should. Therefore, I am in a situation known as 'deep shit'. Surprised? I thought not.
I think I shall conclude this 'debut' of a post, and continue at another time. Hopefully with something more interesting to say. I doubt it.