Bus Wankers

Today was a nice day off. I was super domesticated. I even made a cake. That's right. An ENTIRE cake. Using loads of cake making stuff, like flour and shit. It actually looks like a cake, as well. I call that impressive. Although, there is no one to eat my cake, as Jan does not like to nom down on baked goods, and even I, with my remarkable bottomless pit of a stomach, would find it difficult to scoff down an entire cake. Who am I kidding? I will probably polish it off in one sitting. Continuing in this vein of domestic bliss, I made a pasta sauce FROM SCRATCH which I will REFRIGERATE and then use later in the week. AND THEN I did the washing up. AND THEN I did some clothes washing. 'What has HAPPENED to you???' I hear you shriek in disgust, your eyes widening in horror as you view the cake cooling on the plate, and the eerily twee smile of submissiveness plastered blankly across my face. DON'T WORRY, avid followers, it is nothing more than procrastination gone berserk! (Yes - an actual exclamation mark; possibly part of my new housewifely persona?) So, instead of reading the rest of North and South, or making notes on old people in Victorian times, I grabbed my cake tin, turned on the oven, and HEY PRESTO. Cooking OCCURRED. It does seem strange, I will grant you, to do productive things that I don't need to do, instead of the productive things I do need to. I can't explain it. All I can tell you is this: you will know I've got essay deadlines when the flat is spotless.

In other news, HI LEYLA. Did you find the blog? Bloggy blog. I imagine you are fascinated by me, and everything I write. Here are some facts about Lal:

1. She has curly hair.

2. She doesn't live in Exeter

3. All her boyfriends are Gaymen.

That is all you need to know, really. Those are the truly important things. Oh yeah, one more thing:

4. Her dad has a disguise face.

Actually, I saw a necklace in Accessorize with a disguise face pendant. I quite like it. But is that going too far?

Well, I think that's all of my amazing insights for today, chums. Have a nice day.