Creature Feature

I did a lot of work today. Well. I say a lot. What I actually mean is more than usual. Which isn't really a lot, to be honest. But what I am getting at is that it is a lot of work for me. Okay?

I went out last night. I'll tell you the truth - I wasn't sober. At all. I also made enemies with the girls in my flat by telling Steve and Alex some pretty sick dead baby jokes. And I don't mean sick in the good way. Ah well. Who needs friends, huh?

Tonight I think I will be staying in. Mainly because I am lazy. Also because I am poor. I could watch some films. In fact, I might go to sleep for a bit soon.

This weekend, the Frances and the Leyla are visiting for a bit. It should be many jokes. I hope it will be. I also hope they will like it here. And want to visit more. Although it means I will have to tidy my room for their arrival. I don't want them to think I'm a slob or anything. Cough. John is also visiting again, but on Saturday. I think Fran and Lal are "accidentally" avoiding being here when he is, due to much embarrassment on their behalf to do with some Reading antics. Tut tut, you massive tarts.

I have nothing else to say.