"Would You Be Interested In A Kiss?"

How weird is this?

I am living in my new flat with an array of interesting flatmates.

They are ALL GIRLS. But this is okay, due to the fact that I am indeed a massive lesbian. And we have male types upstairs to make fun of and whatnot, so it's all good.

There are eight of us here, and as of yet, there have been no arguments. But then, I have not unleashed my meanness yet. So you know. Swings in roundabouts.

Last night we went to Timepiece, which was hilarious (and not too expensive, either), and there was much salsa dancing. I actually got accidentally drunk in my room prior to the club, which was quite embarrassing, but we will wash over this, quickly. I spent most of the time at Timepiece with Mel (who likes Mcfly, and lives in the flat above), or sitting outside, making friends with people from other accommodation. It was hilarious. Then we came home, and had a rave in the kitchen until four in the morning, with the guys upstairs. There was much bad dancing, and painting of Steve's (who looks a lot like Guy Fawkes) face. After the dancing, Steve then proceeded to vom in Sarah's toilet, whilst we laughed. And took photos. A lot of photos. I then gave him my bin to vom in (see, I am nice), which I now regret, as I have rubbish all over my floor. Never mind. At six, I left Sarah and Steve to be ill together, and went to bed. I am now hugely tired, and have only just had lunch and showered. Mmm nice.

I have accidentally dyed my whole shower blue, as well as my hands. Not that the shower actually works, I keep having to have semi-cold showers. But this is okay. I am not looking forward to the winter-like months though.

My room is bigger than I thought it would be, and I aime it very much now that I am used to it. Even though the bed wobbles (damn, no bringing boys back, then), and the mattress is as hard as rock. But it is indeed live-able. Tonight we are going to see stand-up comedy, which I assume will be hideous, but hey, it's something to do, is it not?

But all in all, everything is excellent. Particularly as I have Jaffa Cakes.