So basically, I need new dresses. Many of them. Preferably LONGER than the tiny elf dress I purchased in Camden last week with the May-den. This dress is REALLYREALLY cool, it's all blue and red, but it's so SHORT. And this wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that my boobs practically FALL out of it at the slightest jiggle. Which would be fine, except I'm not a prostitute. Not yet, anyway. I certainly will be after Bob's party, which is the occasion during which I will be wearing the dress. Well. I say wearing. What I actually mean is STAPLING IT TO MY SKIN so that it does not ESCAPE from the MOUNTAIN OF FLESH which is my body.
It's all quite exciting, really. I will be spending much of the night holding my dress down, so don't expect me to speak to you. Or look at you. For the slightest movement may just encourage the dress to ping off, and there I will standing, in the middle of the club, in just my bra and knick-knacks.
I tried it with leggings. Nono.
I tried it bare legg-ed. Nonono.
I think I will have to stick jeans with it.
Which defeats the point of the dress COMPLETELY.
Although, the leggings were fun, as it was like wearing a WET SUIT. Which is always good. Unless you are going to a nice party.
Also, it turns out that Naidu's party is one of these 'dress nicely' malarkies, which can only end badly when there is NOTHING NICE TO WEAR.
/rant.
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Sorry for small angry squirrel yesterday, I was feeling so ill I thought I would die.
Better now though.
Maybe Staines tomorrow Pingy?
Right Cass of the Class. Hope hols are going good.
I'm sticking with dinner at the Hard Rock Cafe for my 18th, just in the evening, as taking an entire day out in half term may be just a little on the silly side. Even though it's my birthday. So yus, anyway, this will be on tues 29th may, the day after my birthday. Dunno about times yet; need to check tubes and trains, etc. Bring someone if you wish.
Huzzah. :D
How you?
Hey, hey, you, you. I know that you like me.
Cassssie.
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