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The last week has been extremely eventful.

Actually, when I say extremely eventful, I don't really mean that. I mean more, not that eventful, but not totally boring. It has seemed to have lasted about 87 days though. In the past week, I have been to a Muse concert, got very bored in Strodes (shite) common room, been fined twenty pounds on the train for being pretty, painted a giant ship, and discovered that Mark Heap isn't that disgustingly ugly.

I wish I'd bought teeshirts at every gig I've been to.

I have about four, but I want more.

Also this week, we finished the panto.

I hope Mrs. Creagh doesn't censor it.

Particularly the poem.

I shall recount the poem here, as none of the lower years ever read this blog. Actually, no one reads this blog at all, except for maybe a couple of hermits, and you.

Oh Suze,
I don't want to lose
You.
You are so pretty,
And not very twitty,
I want to serenade you,
And marinade you
In my love.
I lost a glove
Once.
Marry me, Suze.

I think they might make us take that out.

I hope not. I will be severely disappointed if they do, as it is the best poem ever made. With the exception of "An Ode To Morven Creagh".

Genius indeed.

This week, I also was told that I am not gifted and talented.

I think this is extremely unfair.

I am very good at procrastination, and not doing work, in general.

Also, I am very talented when it comes to losing things. For example, I have no idea where my lunch pass is, and I'll be damned if anyone can tell me where I've "hidden" my bank card. Same goes for my student planner, and that one essay that I have actually done, but simply failed to find.

Alack and alas.

I have also watched a great many episodes of Spaced this week.

It really is a joy to the brain. I think I shall be forced to marry Simon Pegg. It's a hardship, I know, but I think I'll get through it.

In other news, last week, Mr. Jarrett asked me out, and we've been on a couple of dates, but I'm not sure I like him like that. Perhaps it's the nose hair. Or maybe it's his paunch, I don't know. I just don't think it can work between us, however hard we try.