Weheheheheheehehehell. We went to see the Borat movie, which was frickin' hilarious, it has to be said. I had been to Staines that afternoon with the Fatmeister, and then we shimmied down to Walton to meet Kris, Steve, Mel, Nat, Matt, Anssi, Tom and Stalker. It was good.
And on the way into the cinema, we bumped into little ol' Chris Freeman.
And on the way out of the cinema, I heard a voice shout, "CASSIE". Which confused me a lot. And I saw a blonde boy running at me. Argh, I thought. It is the boatie. And it was. And who followed the boatie? None other than Joe, and Oli. Hurrah. Unfortunately, there was no attempted murder of Anssi. Not that I dislike Anssi in any way, shape or form, but I feel it would be quite funny if they had a fight. Not that I'm encouraging this in any sense, but it should happen. Ahem.
Last night was Sonja's party of MADNESS AND INSANITY where many drunken texts were sent (sorry Kris, Stalker, Amy, Anni, Omar and Will, it was not my fault, Rose and Fran hijacked it). And the Ol' bumcrack got taken away in an ambulance. And a nice Jess who looked like Vev gave us alcohol. And we raved for many an hour, and oversaw a game of scrabble where the words "fullosperm" and "boobeers" were not prohibited.
Anywho, I am tired (and perhaps the tiniest bit hungover) and so I shall now leave you be.
3 comments:
Oh yes. I forgot about the Vev lookalike. Dammit, I was going to put that in a post. xxx
Yes, she was like Vev.
I don't remember sending those messages.
But I do remember the not-in-any-way-metaphorical back biting.
No, I wasn't making a point. It was just some sentences rammed together.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wish I had been there.
x
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