I Heart Quizzes

1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
Probably El Gibbo. What lesbians we all are.

2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
Hell no. Actually, I probably would, because I'd hide in all the shell holes.

4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Not milk. Orange juice, but not milk.

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Like in a contest?

7. How fast can you type?
87 words a minute apparently, but that might have been a fluke.

8. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope. I like it best.

9. Eye color?
Mud brown.

10. Do you love someone?
Oh, everyone. You wouldn't believe.

11. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
About a month ago. I don't wash.

12. Do you knock on wood?
Yes.

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Robinson's Summer Fruits. Yum yum.

15. can you hula hoop?
Nope. But I'm so fat that it doesn't fall off, but balances nicely on my gargantuan hips.

16. Are you good at keeping secrets?
No. No. Nope. And no.

17. What do you want for Christmas?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY FIRST.

19. Do you talk in your sleep?
I don't know. I'd be asleep, and therefore wouldn't be able to find out.

20. Who wrote the book of love?
Your mum.

21. Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes. I am surprisingly good at it.

24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
About 5.

25.Have you ever asked for a pony?
Nope.

26. Plans for tomorrow?
Partayyyyy, whoop whoop.

28. Missing someone now?
Nein.

29. When was the last time you told someone 'I love you'?
God knows.

31. How are you feeling today?
Groovy.

32. Are you black?
Yes and no. But no.

33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
No. I have been accused of bullying twice though.

34. What are you looking forward to?
Tomorrow.

35. Have you ever crawled in through a window?
Who hasn't?

36. how tall are you?
In my opinion, the question should be 'How short are you?'.

37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
Well, my mother's cooking is preeeeeeetty bad.

38. Can you handle the truth?
Not at the moment, as I am highly sensitive.

39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
Nope, and neither does Sam I Am.

40. What 3 things you always bring with you to places?
Keys, phone, and an Inkjet Printer.

41. Any cool scars?
I have a cat scratch on my arm that's been there a while. And I used to have a long line down my cheek where someone scratched me (either cat or brother) but it's gone. So that's lame. I do still have the grey dot in my eye where Kris attacked it with a pencil.

42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Of course.

43. How many kids do you plan on having?
None. Annoying tossers.

45. Have you ever been in love?
That's a secret never to be told (read: no)

46. Do you talk to yourself?
Constantly. I'm far more interesting than my friends.

47. Is there something you want that you can't have?
A driving license.

48. Three things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
Nose, teeth and number of limbs.

49.Who are you thinking about right now?
Mike, because he just signed off msn.

50. Who did you last hug?
Maybe Emma?

51. Where is your cell phone?
I have literally no idea. Surprised?

52. What was the last thing you ate?
A penguin yoghurt. Don't ask.

54. Favorite Color?
Black.

55. What is the last movie watched?
The Weatherman. It is not a comedy. But it is very good.

56. What song do you currently hear?
Inside my head, I have the first song off the latest Muse album. But I can't remember it's name. Take A Bow, maybe?

57. What do you want?
Straight teeth.

58. Would you ever date anyone on your friends list?
Yes. Kris.

59. What TV show are you watching?
I was watching Hope and Faith, but it's balls.

60. When was the last time you kissed someone?
Good question.