Today I had the longest, most bloodfilled nosebleed I have ever had.
And I'm not even exaggerating.
It lasted WELL OVER half an hour, and consisted of much blood dribbling down the back of my throat, meaning that I was CHOKING ON MY OWN BLOOD. And then I had a wad of tissue paper shoved up my right nostril, which had to be changed every two minutes due to over-zealous leakage of blood from the afore-mentioned nostril.
I looked soooooooo cool.
Bloody nosebleeds.
(Haha, geddit, geddit?)
(Hold on, I think I've made that joke before.)
(Ah well. Never mind.)
3 comments:
In a cubicle.
That reminds me of a joke I was once told, many moons ago...
WHY ARE THERE NO LESBIAN VAMPIRES?
You can imagine the rest.
Why no more bloggings cous?
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