Sunday, June 25, 2006

Map Of The Problematique

1. My ex is..
Jethro. Hahaha.

2. I am listening to...
The new Muse album. And how delicious it is.

3. Maybe I should...
Get dressed. As I am sitting in this towel, and my hair is dripping all over my keyboard.

4. I love...
Stationary. Or is it stationery? I never know. But I mean the pens and pencils side of it, not the "hey, look, I've parked! Ain't it cool?" thing.

5. My best friend's...
Boyfriend is Finnish, and not very tall.

6. I don't understand...
Roundabouts. Bloody roundabouts.

7. I lose.....
Everything. All the damn time.

8. People say...
That I say weird things. But I don't. It makes perfect sense in my head.

9. The meaning of my screen name is...
I stole it from a Muse song. Now, had you asked me this yesterday, when it was "HELLO, I AM BRIAN BLESSED", then I could have told you that it meant nothing other than "hello, I am Brian Blessed", but in capitals.

10. Love is...
All Around - Wet Wet Wet.

11. Somewhere, someone is...
Is thinking, "Hey, I really wish I was Cassie. She is fabulous."

12. I will always...
Love Miss. Hudspith.

13. Forever seems...
Further away.

14. I never want to...
Lose my big toes, as it will mean that I'll have to re-learn how to balance, and I'm no good at that anyway.

15. My mobile phone is...
Groovy, because it matches my spacky MP3 player, in a harmonious sensation of brilliantness.

16. When I wake up in the morning...
Switch my alarm clock off, and miss my train.

17. I get annoyed when..
My legs itch. Which is all the time. So I am permenantly annoyed. But you knew that anyway.

18. Parties are...
Really crap. I never go to parties, in case I have to talk to people.

19. My fish is....
In the pond. Although, there have been several occasions on which he/she has jumped out, and flapped its fins at me. I hate fish.

20. Kisses are the worst when...
You laugh in the middle of them, because someone was singing along to Backstreet Boys next to you.

21. Today I...
Ate a small pot of jelly for breakfast.

22. Tonight I will...
Go on a date with Brad Pitt.

23. Tomorrow i will...
Have a driving lesson.

24. I really want...
You, baby.

3 comments:

steven_berry said...

These things really make being alive worthwhile.

That's not supposed to be as sarcastic as it sounds.

fati. said...

I agree with Stevie.

THWP said...

"Hey, I really wish I was Cassie. She is fabulous."

That was me.