Ralph, Apparently

So far who did you talk to the most today?
Katy, most likely.

What is the best name for a butler?:
Kristina Tarasova.

What is the thing you are picked on most about?:
Height. Damn height.

Whats the weirdest story of one of your scars?:
I have a black mark on my eyeball from when Kris and I had a pencil fight in Year Five, if that counts.

Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear?:
Nope. I prefered The Little Mermaid.

What color is your toothbrush?:
Pink and green. Like your FACE.

Can you eat well with chopsticks?:
Perhaps.

Have you ever felt an earthquake?:
Only when Emma is walking.

What do you do with the hot grease when youre done cooking bacon?:
Bathe in it.

How many good friends do you have?:
A fridgeful.

What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
Well, today, I cooked my brother and I chicken tikka masala. It was so hot that my ears popped. So that was weird.

What color are your socks today?:
For once, they are matching, and are blue, purple, black and white striped.

What is your favorite word that starts with the letter G?:
Gravy.

Who do you blame for your mood today?
Art exam. Yum.

What is the closest object to your left foot?:
My annoying cat who is trying to leap on to the keyboard.

Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers?:
12.

What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row?:
I never wake.

What story do you tell most often?:
The story of Tracy Beaker.

How do ugly people make you feel?:
Jealous.

Where was your mothers hometown?:
Weybridge.

Where was your fathers hometown?:
Weybridge.

What are the posters on your walls?:
Muse times two, Franz Ferdinand times two, Greenday and some men on a scaffold thing.

Say two words that rhyme:
Hat and bat.

Do you use online terms in real life?:
Lol. Obviously.

What do you think people think of you?
Apparently, I am "mean boobs on wheels". So that's nice.

Do you think this year will be better than the last?
Nah.

Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list?:
Georgie.

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?:
Marrying YOU.

What is your favorite commercial of the moment?:
The Sheila's Wheels one.

What does it take to make you cry?
Green Wing ending.

What are you looking forward to?:
Spain. HELL YEAH.

Have you ever cried because you thought you were ugly?:
Duh.

Who did you kiss today?:
My cat. She's the only one who loves me.

What do you like to do when you are alone?:
Laugh at nothing.

What is missing from your life?:
Money, money money. And ABBA.

Would you be ashamed if you wore hippie clothes?:
Not at all.

Grab the closest book, what does the 7th sentence on the 23rd page say?:
Would you like them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?

If it was your last day on earth what shoes would you wear?:
Those pretty sparkly pretend converse from Kurt Geiger.

What do you think of Law and Order?:
It's just FAB, sweetie.

Can you name all 7 dwarfs?:
Sure.

Have you ever pretended to be Jewish?:
Who hasn't?

What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it?:
My keys, like everyday.

have you ever been cool enough to push all the buttons on an elevator?:
Alas no. I have no time for such tomfoolery.

What were you doing at midnight last night?:
Trying to sleep, actually. Rock and roll, huh?