Return Of The Lame Quizes

CURRENT.
Is your hair up? Yes. In a tiny weeny tiger striped bun.
Is your phone right beside you? No, it is on the floor next to my bed.
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? Several. All named Mac. Ahhhhh.
Do you wish you were somewhere else? The park. It's nice.
Do you have plans for tonight? More Green Wing, probably. And a hot date with Mr. Clatworthy, obviously.
Are you wearing chapstick? I tried, but the tube wouldn't fit over my hips.
Are you cold? No. Although, I do have a cold, if that helps.
Are you tired? Always.
Are you excited? *winks*

Are you watching tv? No. I am only looking at my nice monitor.

Are you wearing pajamas? Yes. Mickey mouse ones. With a huge black ink stain down one of the legs.

PAST.
Recently done anything you regret? Ohhh, Hell yes.
Ever lied? Yes. But only to Kris about who I was going to the cinema with. So it doesn't count.
Ever stuck gum under a desk? Yes. But then, an hour later, I got chewing gum stuck on my knee, so it's like karma.
Ever spit at someone? My brother. But only because he spits at me.
Ever kick something living? Again, my brother. But only because he kicks me.
Ever trip over your own feet? No, never. Ever. I am the single most graceful, nonclumsy person to walk this planet.
Ever had your nails done? Only by me.
Ever passed out from alcohol? Yes. And then Abi fell asleep on me, apparently.
Ever had a hangover? Alas no.
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard? Every day.
Ever wished you would die? Only so I could see who would turn up to my funeral.

LAST WEEK.
Had any plans last week? Nope. I plan nothing.
Anything exciting happening last week? Drama. Arghghg. And Miss Ross stripping in assembly.
Who did you see most last week? Tara's mum.

TODAY.
Have you cursed? Fuck no.
Have you yelled at someone? Your mum.
Have you gotten mad at someone? Your face.

Have you cried? Yes. And slit my wrists. I'm emo, don't you know?
Have you called more than 3 people? No. No one loves me enough to pick up the phone.

Have you IMed more than 3 people? Yes.

Have you shaved your legs? No, but I am halfway through shaving my beard.

Have you eaten anything gross? Not yet.


1 THROUGH 50.

1. Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?
Jumping up and down Emma's street, with a stalker, a scottishman, my brother's best friend, and Emma.

2. How did you get the idea for your profile name?

Eh? What?

3. What song are you playing now, or wish you were playing?
The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song - Flaming Lips.

4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
Yes. All of them. As they are all my bestest buds.

5. What color underwear are you wearing?
vPink and black stripey ones.

6. Do you want a baby?
To cook?

7. What did you do this morning?
Slept a lot. And pretended to clean the dining room.

9. Where do you work?
At school. That's a lie. I do no work.

10. What are your plans for the weekend?
This weekend or next? next weekend, MOKHTAH IS COMING FROM EGYPT. That will be funny.

11. What is your house number?
32. Not 82, Emma.


12. What was the last concert you attended?
We Are Scientists. And next week, I'm seeing Elton John.

13. Who was with you?
Fran, Davis and Beefan.

14. What was the last movie you watched?
The Producers. Oooooooooooooh yeh, baby.

15. Who do you dislike at the moment?
Kris.

16. What food do you crave right now?
Kris.

17. Did you dream last night?
Yeh, I dreamt I went to a Muse concert, and David Tennant was the lead singer, and there were only seven of us watching it.

18. What was the last TV show you watched?
GREENWING. OHHHHH HOW I LOVE IT.

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
My star necklace that Amy gave me for my birthday. The string is breaking, cause I wear it so much.

20. What is to the left of you?
Which one is left? Ahh yes. Many prospectuses. And one trainer.

21. What was the last thing you ate?
Pain of Chocolates.

23. Who last IMd you?
Steve Leicester Bobbins

24. Are you on any medication?
Does chocolate count?

25. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
On the floor.

26. What color shirt are you wearing?
I'm not actually wearing one. Eh eh eh. Sexeh, eh?

27. What color is your cell?
Silver and black. Matching my MP3 player.

28. What is your favorite frozen treat?
Fabs.

29. How many piercings do you have?
Six. All in one finger.

30.What is your favorite store?
Morgan. Ahaha.

31. Thirsty?
Why?

32. Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?
Not to YOU. Only to Mr. Davies. My love.

33. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
Ahhh many people. Sigh.

34. What did you do last night?
WATCHED GREEN WING.

35. Do you care what people think about you?
What kind of stupid question is that?

36. Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
What, like hiding board rubbers in the ceiling at school? No.

38. What color is your bedroom?
Bright pink. With a red carpet.

39. When was the last time you worked out?
Every morning, I get up at five, and I work out till seven.

40. What are your font colors on IM?
Grey. Like your FACE.

41. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
Probably. I mean, Kris DOES look like a man.

42. Where do you live?
On the bridge of the Wey variety.

43. Are you an aggressive driver?
No. I can't steer.

44. Who is your cell phone carrier?
Virgin. But not for much longer. Wink.

46. What is across the room from you?
My bed. Nice bed. Ahh.

48. Where's your next vacation?
SPAIN WITH MY FRENZ. IT WILL BE SO COOL.

49. what do you smell right now?
Nail varnish remover.

50. What is your favorite color(s)?
Miss. Hudspith.