No Alarms, And No Surprises

It has been SO LONG since I last blogged.

And do you know why that is?

Do you?

Eh?

It is because I have been doing WORK.

That's right.

Work.

Now, don't give me that look, it has to be done.

So anyway, let me summarise the past couple of weeks.

I have been to a Muslim wedding, danced with tall Austrians, had my eyebrows removed, see Scientists dance and fall over, been a soldier several times, gone to school, looked after 8M, had Easter Eggs, watched much Green Wing, been really good at three point turns, been really bad at reversing round corners, been dressed in school uniform, and attacked by piranah like boys, missed out on many "gatherings", heard some shocking, but actually good news, been to a wardrobe belonging to a county, written several 6,000 word essays, be talked to by Oli Gill, by not be there, and so missed him, listened to Radiohead played by friends, constructed props, worn army uniform, seen my brother's interesting new hair cut, watched television for nearly eleven hours straight with Kris, and downloaded lots of Beatles songs.

Phew.

Yes.

So, anyway, we have our first exam thing on Thursday. I have to say, I am utterly terrified. Wetting myself, mate. But, it's all gonna be okay. I hope. I pray. Ah well.

Sigh.