So.
The panto.
Hahahahahhaaa. Stalker as Jumbo the Cannibal? Hahahahhaa. Lovely.
I particularly liked his 70 year old wife. Who sounded just like the original "Mrs. Johnson". What a crazy, messed up land of coincidences this is.
We then gatecrashed Stalker's house, chatted to his mum about his numerous misdemeanours whilst he washed all the fake tan off, watched music channels and ate lots of doritos. Wait, that sounds wrong. Yeh, you know what I mean.
Went to Rozza's, for Anchorman watching. Hahaha. Ha.
Massive laughing fit at 2:54 am.
Sponges etc.
Bad cooks drive backwards, etc.
Yes.
Why would the train stop at every stop except Weybridge? Why? More people live in Weybridge than Byflea and Old Whore. And plus, Weybridge is just better in general.
You are all rather large homosexualists.
In case you didn't know.
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cassie, if you were paying attention alexs wife was age 82....
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Hey, cassie, guess what?
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DID IN THE WEEKEND.
Mwaahhahahaha.
I swear I saw stalker walking along Lower Sunbury Rd on Saturday.
If you don't care, why do you bother reading it?
And it probably was Stalker, as he lives there.
Tosser.
I'm only tossin' onto your wide smeary cheeks, my adorable little bumcucket.
O.T.T MY FRIEND, O.T.T
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