Saturday, December 03, 2005

Two Thousand Questions

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
"been friends"

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
A radiator.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Fairly Odd Parents, this morning at Fati's. Yuck.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time it is?
8:22

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
8:08

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Tractors.

7: When did you last step outside?
When I went to the Town of Kings with peoples. It was nices.

8: What are you wearing?:
One Christmas sock, one with bears on, mickey mouse pj bottoms, pink and black stripey top, Frnaz Ferdinand tour tshirt (grin), green trilby, a really nasty ring Kris gave me, black necklace with a star on it, six earrings and your mum.

9: What are your plans for tomorrow?:
Helping Granny write Christmas cards.

10. What did you dream about last night?
I dreamt that my mother gave birth to twins, and I had to give up my room.

11: When did you last laugh?:
When discussing BOYS with Rosanne on the bus home.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
Brad Pitt poster, Shaun of the Dead poster, Muse poster (times two), old men sitting on a thingy poster, pictures of mes amies, lots of pinkness, biology revision notes, snails and puppy dog tails.

13: Seen anything weird lately?
Kris.

14: What song best describes your current mood?:
Fill My World - The Feeling. I love it so much.

15: What was the last film you saw?
Some Monty Python nonsense.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you do with it?:
Sell it.

17: Tell me 3 things about you that I don't know?
I have lipstick on
I think that men with eyeliner on is SO. FIT.
Most of the time, I have no idea what is going on. Actually, everyone knows that.


18: How many times have you licked a DIFFERENT girls genitals and/or mens?
Hahahahahahahahaha. What a question. So unnecessary. And the answer is ninety four times. Obviously.

19: Do you like to dance?
Are you asking?

20 George Bush is:
Really cute in an old man type way, and just needs a nice hug.

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Scarlet (but that is only because there is a bottle of food colouring on my desk with the word "SCARLET" emblazoned across it.)

22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
I don't know, but certainly not Carol.

23: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
No.

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