A Thousand Questions

1. Do you know how to programme your video recorder?
No. Not in the slightest.

2. What picture's on your calendar this month?
Michael Jackson. In a tutu.

3. What was your career ambition as a child?
To be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

4. What is your pet peeve?
When people break up and then get back together, then break up and get back together, and then break up and get back together. STAY TOGETHER OR STAY SEPARATED, GODDAMNIT.

5. Where is the last place you snuck into?
The front of the Franz Ferdinand concert. Diving through legs and so on. I soon got pushed back. But, at least I tried.

6. Your best joke:
Rosanne.

7. What was the name of your 1st best friend? Sasha Noquet

8. What meal is your speciality? (cooking) Frosties.

9. What accents can you do? All of 'em.

10. Describe yourself, using 3 words that begin with the first letter of your name:

I do not want to. So peace off.