Maybe Six Feet Ain't So Far Down

1 Current date and time: 12:42 November 5th 2005

2 Full Name:Cassandra Hannah Mansi Bowman. I am so great.

3 Amount of candles on your last Birthday cake? 54. I am old now.

4 Are you in Love?: Indeed. With your MUM.

5 Ever been in a car accident?: Well, I've been in a car. And I've
been in an accident. But not at the same time.

6 What are you wearing?: Mickey Mouse pyjamas, and my lovely Marios
earrings

7 Sprite or Seven Up?: Sprite

8 Pepsi or coke?: Coke

9 Are you bored?: Like cardBOARD.

10 Coffee or Tea?: Tea


11 Favorite Ice Cream Flavor?: Mint choc chip. Although, I have eaten
so much of it over the past few days, that I may turn green and speckly.

12 Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

13 Your Birthday: 19th November. PRESENTS PLEASE.

14 Ever had any fractures?: My brother pushed a pile of wooden benches on
my foot when I was six. I was really upset, 'cause I got all the pain, but not
cast or crutches. And then, less than a week later, Fabien fell on a step,
broke his freakin' knee cap and got BOTH crutches AND a cast. I was not a
happy man.

15 Shoe Size: 4. Shh.

16 Song you are listening to now: I Wish You Were Here - Incubus

17 Worst conversation topic: Cancer

18 Tom or Jerry?: I don't like to choose, they might get upset.

19 Warner Bros. or Disney? All three.

20 Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: Prostitution.

21 What was the last thing you ate?: Bacon sandwich

22 Who sent you this e-mail?: Everyone in the entire world, with the
exceptions of 50 Cent and David Blaine.

23 Where does your most distant friend live?: Egypt, I guess.

24 Who do you think will respond the quickest?: Your greasy, greasy
grandma.

25 Best Friends: Miss. Ross and the lesbian society.

26 Ever met someone famous?: I WENT TO THE THEATRE WITH KEIRA
KNIGHTLY. You know it's true. Technically.

27 What would you change from your life?: I would TRY HONESTY, TRY
HONESTY. That's a lie, I just like the song.

28 Last person you spoke on the phone with? F'mah.

29 How tall are you?: 5 ft 1 and a half. The half counts for a lot.

30 Favourite group or singer: MUSE. DON'T EVEN BOTHER ASKING.

31 What was the first thing on your mind when you woke up in the morning?
Why is Rosanne hugging my arm?

32 Do you like storms or do they scare you? Nothing scares me, I'm a
hardcore motherfucker to the greatest degree.

33) If you could be someone else who would it be and why? Arthur the Aardvark

34 Something you never take off : My wig.

35 What's on your bedroom walls?: Many Brad Pitt posters, Fight Club poster,
Shaun of the Dead poster, Muse poster (times two), some old me perched on
a metal bar, pictures of mes amis, old cards, your mum, concert tickets and
Bill Bailey.

36 What's under your bed?: A matress, and escaped socks.

37 What's your dream car? An orange Mini (old skool. Duh), or a bright blue
Beetle (again, old skool. What do you take me for?)

38 Name the person(s) who you think won't respond: Elvis Costello

39 What do you think of this e-mail? I do not give a flying rat's eye.

40 Who do you want to respond?: Mrs. Dent.

41 If God was next to you, What would you say to him?: Get out of my
room, you immortal, omnipresent perv.

43 How many pets do you have?: A bulimic, manic depressive cat, with
suspected tourettes syndrome and a penchant for scaring Kris, and about
60 fish.

44 What (if you have any) are they called?: Morgy. Which does not mean "Massive
Orgy". Ok?

45 What was the last thing you drank?: Jus d'orange.

46 What is life for you?: A drink

47 Favorite Song (s)?: There Is - Box Car Racer, Plug In Baby, New Born and
Feeling Good - Muse, Never Again - Nickelback, Smooth - Santana, Swing Swing -
All American Rejects, Can't Repeat - The Offspring, She, Time of Your Life,
Longview - Greenday and about 76 million more.

48 Do you have an angel?: I have angles on my protractor, if that helps.

49 Saddest moment in your life?: When I realised that I probably won't be
friends with my current amis forever.

50 Happiest moment in your life?: 19th of June, 2005. Oh man.

51 Most Humiliating moment in your life?: Every moment is like an excrutiatingly
embarrassing experience. I am a walking humiliation. I love it.

52 Craziest person you know?: I have to say, Chloe comes pretty close to the mark.

53 Do you collect something?: Dust

54 What are your phobias?: Escalators.

55 What do you think of death?: Where is he? I'll fight him off with my
supermagichero powers.

56 Do you like any of your friends?: As in fancy them? Hell yes. Mostly Rosanne,
though, y'know?

57 How long do you take to get ready?: Deux minute.

58 What bothers you the most?: Missing trains. I hate it.

59 Favorite book or magazine?: The Gormenghast Trilogy - Mervin Peake.

60 Favourite colour?: Black. Or red.

61 Would you live in another country?: Spain. Or Egypt.

62 Letter or E-mail?: Letter. Snail mail roxxors my soxxors (as mon frere would
proclaim in a ridiculously loud, Oli Gale Grant style voice

63 Person you miss the most: I don't really have anyone to miss.

64 What makes you happy?: Gloves in winter.

65 Favorite Cartoon?: Your FACE.

66 if you could be anywhere right now, where would that be?: Barcelona.

67 A baseball team... : The Havana Cats. Shut up, Cassie.

68 Hows your hair?: Just longer than my shoulders, wavy with a spazzy side fringe
(thanks, Rozza) and with a kind of orangey red tint.

69 What colour are your eyes?: Bruns.

70 Vanilla or Chocolate? Chocolate

71 One Pillow or two?: Uno. Don't want to get neck cramp now.

72 Favorite Number?: 14.

73 Do you smoke?: (obvious answer) Only when my hair is on fire.

74 Hows your day been?: So tiring. And I suspect it's about to get worse.

75 What mood are you in? It's GEWD.

76 Say something to the one you love?: GET BETTER SOON.

77 What's something you don't like to eat?: Anything YOU cooked.

78 Favorite Actor?: WILL SMITH.

79 Are you a jealous person?: Very.

80 What do you like about yourself?: I have small wrists.

81 What don't you like about yourself?: I have a moustache that rivals Hitler's.

82 Who inspires you?: Tina Turner

83 Say something to everybody!!!!!: Stop using fucking exclamation marks, you
twats.

84 Greatest thing that happened today?: I discovered that I have an extra limb
protruding from my head.

85 What time is it now?: 13:15