Hellbeast From... Uh... Hell

Let's see where I was at my last post... Saturday? Ah yes.

Saturday evening I spent babysitting, freezing my arse off in someone else's living room, whilst eating their (gluten free. Haha) cake and watching Sky, all whilst nursing ANOTHER cold. Yes, I know, I am so darn unhealthy.

Sunday - annual family Harrods trip, where I cultivated the cold further, and got bought a green trilby. God knows why.

Monday, I was iller still, and so I missed school. Partly because I had about fifty four essays in (not done, obviously), and I hadn't missed any school yet this term. These thoughts in mind, I snuggled into the sofa with tissues, a phone and Bill Bailey. Ahh.

I had to return to school on Tuesers, where I lay in the common room all day. PSE was filled with me being hit by a car (it's best not to ask), and much discussion of gluten free cakes filled the evening. Hahahahaa.

Today was Wedders. The worst day of the week, made a thousand times worse by the fact that I had an added double Blodge after school.

Life is so cruel.

Actually, it isn't, as I am going to see Ol' Franz on Friday. Grin grin. Grinny.

Nothing else to report.

Lalala.