Tuesday, November 22, 2005

C-C-C-Cinnamon Lips

The bath water turned blue.

This means my hair colour is slowly washing away.

I am upset.

No longer shall it look as if I have mould growing out of my head.

Sigh.

There is nothing interesting to blog about today. Well, there never is. I have to say, my blogging has gone very downhill, especially recently. I am not impressed with myself. But I guess that that is life. And life must go on. Like the show. And life is not a rehearsal. I could go on for hours.

This week has started as it means to go on, I feel. There has been infinite amounts of confusion already, and we're not even half way through. It also worries me that my seventeenth year has started in such an icky fashion.

I have a nasty feeling that the rest of the year will be echos of this.

There should be a pill to rectify all confusing situations. I shall invent it. And win a Nobel Peace Prize. Yes, I shall.

Kris just dribbled on her parents' evening form.

I am listening to one of her and Steve's recordings. Oh, they are fuckers. They are discussing the zips on Kris's nipples.

It's best not to ask.

I have nothing to blog about. But I have a lot to do. I'm just a lazy git who should really be put in prison for gross procrastination. Oh yes inDEEDY. I have a Ms. Marriot essay to do. And she doesn't like me much as it is. Buggeration. Why am I so lazy, huh?

Huh?

I don't know.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

My friend goes to magna carta.
his name is jack

fati. said...

USE THE BLUE.

Anonymous said...

I am the Jack of all creation!

Anonymous said...

why lie? i mean this is my joke okay and you are making up the jack, i dont like it, i would like you too leave please

fati. said...

so there is no jack in actual fact?!
Gosh, that rhymes.
Oops.

Anonymous said...

No, no it doesn't rhyme, and as the Jack of all creation I reserve the right to remain on this page.

Anonymous said...

BUT ITS NOT YOUR FUCKING JOKE! ITS MINE FUCKING MINE

Anonymous said...

Excuse me. Do not make a joke out of the Jacks of this world.