Wednesday, October 12, 2005

I'll Have A Slice Of Your Mother

HARPY BINDAY, FATEMAH.

17 years old with the mental age of a 7 year old.

Sigh.

She wants a car, she wants a car.

This week has been mostly (resolved) arguing, compliments from teachers, reprimands from teachers, an abundance of oil paint and palette knife things and being amazed at the muchness of non-queuing for lunch. Ah, being a sixth former rocks my socks.

Today, it was decided that it would be amusing to tape a magazine to Kris's arm.

No one noticed.

The world is an odd plance.

I mean place.

But plance, too.

What else?

Hmmmmm.

Ah yes. On the train today, a stranger offered us sweets. And, uh, we took them. Twice. So out of the window went parental advice, in exchange for le chocolat.

C'etait typique.

3 comments:

fati. said...

I NOTICEEDDEEE
MY BIRTHDAY
I GOT A DARTH TATER
LIKE
YEAH
AND A PINK DIMANTE STUDDED TAX THINGY HOLDER.
FOR MY INVISIBLE CAR

I LOVE CASSIE

THWP said...

Cassie, to be honest, I don't think that you have to worry about being kidnapped, raped and murdered.

Kidnapped: Does he have a giant net or a JCB?
Raped: Come on love, don't flatter yourself.
Murdered: the only feasible possibility. But then only if the guy had a bazooka.

ONLY KIDDING. I'D KIDNAP AND RAPE YOU IF I COULD.

rooose said...

Hello Cassmond,

I AM NOT YOU.
Now I'm only going to tell you that once.

Regards,

Roserjgneh