Did You Think That I Would Cry?

The last week of this half term has been a verr verr busy one, filled with all sorts of boring fun.

On Wednesday, we travelled up to London to see "Death of a Salesman" at the Lyric. Which wasn't actually all that fabulous. But the set was freakin' amazing, no jokes, bruv, etc. It was all rotaty and clever. I actually think they spent more time designing the set than on the actual performance. But never mind. In fact, the best bit of the entire evening was the coach journey. I *heart* coach journeys.

On Thursday, we went for a meal in El Stainesio, and then went to see our lovely friend Marina in "Carmen". Which, I have to say, was hilarious in so many ways that I can't even begin to describe. I think it was a mixture of Marios's tight white leggings, which showed EVERYTHING and left very very little to the imagination, the fact that Amber was being hit on by both Gill AND Naidu - get in there, matey - that Carmen, who was supposed to be the most beautiful gypsy queen thing in Spain, was actually a bit of a chubster, and no doubt a tart. I'm sure she was lovely, but you know.

On Friday, I went to see "'Tis A Pity She's A Whore". Yes, I know. Again. I know. And Keira Knightly was in the audience, looking super fit. As well as Janine Duvitski (Audrey in Blue Remembered Hills) and some guy who was married to Hayley Mills, and then Twiggy. So that was a bit grooveful. And the play was EVEN better the second time, with lots more blood. Twas lovely.

On another note, I am top of the year in Human Biology. Impressive, non? Unfortunately, this is due to the fact that there are only four people in the class, and the highest they managed to achieve in a spontaneous test was 2.5 out of 11.

I got 5.

Hahaha.

I am so intelligent.

BY THE WAY:

Do not forget Fati's and my joint birthday party on the 28th at Fati's house. You are probably all invited. Tis Halloween themed. Be there, or I shall drown you. In apples.