THIS IS WHY I LOVE KRIS

Twice upon a time, there was a man called George Georgington. He had four kids called George, George, George and Horatio. His wife was called Georgina, and they all lived happily in their little house in Georgia.
Now Horatio was different, and everybody knew it. From a small age, Horatio liked to eat leaves and head-butt his friends. His parents grew more suspicious after Horatio started skipping school to graze on the fields.

One day, George, George and George were discussing their brother's unusual behaviour.
" I think Horatio is a goat" said George.
"Me too" replied George.
"Yea, same" added George.

And it was true, Horatio WAS a goat.

You fucking LEGEND, Miss. Tarasova.