I can't believe it's June already.
I mean, woah.
When did THAT happen?
It was only New Years five minutes ago.
I'm not even joking. I don't remember any of April, or March. I just about remember February. January was a blur. Maybe I'm on drugs and I haven't noticed yet. Yeh man. That must be it. Someone has been surreptitiously sneaking me large doses of drugs that make me blackout for weeks on end. But the pertinent question is: who would do such a thing? Well, maybe it's my anonymous commentor(s), sneaking into my house, because they are bored of my incessant blogging about miserableness.
Wait, I can't have blacked out, as I have many blogs reminding me of my "eventful" last six months. Maybe I have an alter-ego. And I switch between the two of us when it suits. Actually, that would sound about right. It would explain the more-than-a-little scary mood swings. And, it would explain my memory loss. It would also explain why I get crap marks in school, as I am forever chopping and changing between my personalities, so each personality gets roughly half of the information. It would explain why I have thousands of songs on my computer than I neither remember downloading nor being sent. Did I say download? No, no. Never. All my music is bought. Legally. From shops and stuff. Yep.
I've just remembered another bad thing about it being June. I have thirteen birthdays coming up. Now, someone explain this to me. What is it with the copious copulation in October? Does Halloween make people horny? Or is the onset of winter a turn on? Oh, wait, I get it. It begins to get cold in October, so people have to spend the month cuddling up to each other, so as to save money on central heating and whatnot. WELL BLOODY STOP IT, BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD ALL THESE PRESENTS.
Happy Birthday to everyone born in June, by the way.
4 comments:
I WAS BORN IN OCTOBER. I AM NORMAL. I think I have no idea what the hell you are going on about.
i was born in june
i think you will find that for people to be born in october, they would have been concieved in....february. unless your pregnant fot 12 months. but dont worry, its an easy mistake to make
What are you talking about? I am discussing the amount of births in June, which would mean they would have been conceived in October. Unless my maths is wrong, which I conceed, is quite likely.
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