"And I Seriously Believe That You Should Re-Think The Length Of Your Side Burns"

Why is Bridget Jones so fucking EXCELLENT?

Ok, so I admit, watching both (in the wrong order, I may add) is a little bit obsessive. Maybe. Shh. And I have no idea how it manages to do this, but it had Emma and myself squealing. In a "OH MY GODDDDDD, THAT'S NOT FAIR, HOW COME SHE GETS THE NICE ONE? I WANT A NICE ONE" way. Goddamnit, if you want a way to depress yourself, watch Bridget Jones. No, really. I was so depressed that, in trying to escape the room, I fell off the sofa and landed on something sharp, causing yet ANOTHER bruise on my leg. Fuck it. I do not understand how I end up with so many bruises on my legs. No, that's a lie, I am completely and utterly clumsy and ungraceful. And therefore spend my entire life tripping over my own (and other peoples') feet. And chair legs. And cats. And shoes. And anything. I am such a blundering fool. Damn.

But anyway.

Friday evening was the groove. We (that's Emma, Mike and myself) toddled off to watch Marios prance around on stage. Sorry, Marios, it wasn't really prancing, I just liked the phrase. Anyway, after arriving VERY late, and disturbing the entire audience in the process, we finally settled down to actually watching the performance. Which was darn good. Marios, I have no clue how you managed to do that in-the-air-splits thing. But it was fucking scary. And ouchie looking. But, the highlight of the show had to be the slightly... random gliding devil. I'm afraid I didn't quite get that one. Perhaps an in-joke? I do not know.

The night was spent with Emma, lying on her lounge floor, cackling into the early hours, and discussing all and sundry. And their brothers. Inciteful and a HALF.

We woke up at the crack of dawn (ten a.m.), and left her bed at eleven. And then we returned to the pit to revise. Oh yes. We ACTUALLY revised. I can tell you many things about depressions and anti-cyclones. And farming. Oh yehhh. Farming is my biatch.

All in all, a fabby dabby doo dah couple of days.