You're Still The Only One

So, after an afternoon of relatives, followed closely by the looking after two excitable toddlers, I had to spend the evening looking after two more excitable toddlers. Emma and Mike, you make more mess than I thought possible. AND you ate all of the food in the house, you gimps. And stole the crisps. And left your keys. And took horrible pictures. And made me lose my GNB. That could have been embarrassing. Very, very, very. Difficult to explain, half of it. Like the little booklet that I shouldn't keep in my pencil case. Cough.