"Wouldn't It Be Really Funny If All The Wookies Started Gang-Raping Yoda?"

Thank you, Abi, for your inciteful comments.

So children.

I went to see Starwars: Episode Three.

I very nearly died.

More than once.

I don't understand the attraction of Starwars. Ooh, look, some creature is blowing some other odd looking creature up with shiny sticks of light. Ooh, now Padme, or whatever she was called, is wearing ANOTHER outfit, and standing looking out of a window, looking a little distressed. Ooh, now her hair is slightly curlier than before. Ooh, look, someone else just got blasted with some bits of lightening. Ooh, now Hayden "I think I'm so fit, but in actual fact, I am very ugly" Christensen is glaring angrily at anything that happens to pass. Oooh, and now Obi Wan Kenobi's beard is even more long and straggly. God, how FASCINATING.

Now, having said all this, there was one good point of the film. Yeh, I'm sure you all thought this too. It was the bit where the soon-to-be-leader-of-all-things-dark got his limbs lightsabred off. And then he fell into a lake of lava and got set on fire. Hahahahahhahaha. Comedy, dude. Though, he looked much better as a melting pile of skin, bones and Jedi juice. Yeh man.

So, in conclusion, Starwars is a pile of shit. But there is a lot of room for comedy.