1. When I say something remotely amusing, she blocks me.
2. Again, if I say something funny, she grabs my arm in a painful way, or hits me.
3. Or pushes me into the nearest bush.
4. She is a foreigner who has invaded my country.
5. She gets things in her eye, and then makes a lot of fuss.
6. She is actually clever, but pretends to be thick.
7. She makes me laugh so much I want to throw up in my shoes and chuck them at her.
8. She has an utterly shit taste in music, so much so that I want to kill myself.
9. She understands me completely, in ways that are scary.
10. She has a really big grin.
4 comments:
For the 3,000,716th time, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIP HOP.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIP HOP.
you know exactly whats wrong with you 'nearly'
Wow, that's cryptic.
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