Good Night.

Apparently I am a slag.

Thank GOD someone told me.

Hey, I guess it makes a change to being called 'frigid'. Woohoo, variety.

We have discovered a new use for school jumpers.

That's right. We now use our school jumpers for skateboards. No, sorry, I'm kidding. We actually use them for carrying teachers in. SHUT UP. What I actually mean to say is, we have discovered that jumpers are actually really useful leg warmers. As WELL as being crotchless. Not that that is actually relevant. But, picture the scene:

The sun is high in the sky. A ray beams in through the crowded classroom of 11Q, Chuck Berry's "The Twist" blares in the background, ignored by all. A girl lies on the floor, in an almost foetal position, her slightly chinesey looking face distorted into a vision of pain and uncomfort. Her legs are shoved through the woolly royal blue sleeves of her school jumper, her head through the correct head hole, her back covered by the over-stretched itchy knit, and her arms restricted, held down tight under her torso. Her resemblance to a gremlin or an oompa loompa is oddly striking. All around are other part-gremlins, mostly apoplectic with laughter, also trussed up in their knitted prisons.

Ok, so it's difficult to imagine, but unfortunately, I have not been able to get hold of any photos of this event. But trust me, it was darn funny. As was tennis. Quote of the day, from the fantabulous Rose:

"The tennis club? Don't be stupid, it's a tennis RACKET"

What a dude. However, Rosette, I do not think that Carl actually appreciated being sent that photo. Warning to all: Do not let Rosemary "Einstein" Baker ANYWHERE near your phone. She tends to wreak unwanted havoc. And plus. She can't play tennis for shit.

Tonight, we saw "Fear and Misery of the Third Reich". Not as depressing as the title would have you believe. And, like, by the way, there were BOYS in the school. That's right. People with PENII. And you missed it. God, it was, like, SO exciting. I was so NEARLY WETTING MYSELF. I know. BOYS.

And now I must do some work. Bon soir, mes amis.