2.What is your name : Prince Caspian.
3.Single or taken? Fo shizzle, ma nizzle (yeh, whatever that means.)
4.What does your name mean? Fit One. Har.
5.Who picked out your name? Kris. Duh. She's like, my mum. But like, not.
6.What's your nickname? The Tramp From South Street.
7.How old are you? Guess. Sarah Guess (sorry. That's not funny.)
8.What colour are your eyes? MARRON. With flecks of NOIR.
9.What size are your shoes? FOUR. Sometimes.
10How tall (or short) are you? Hitler.
11.Honestly what do you like about yourself? My eye twitches.
12.Do you think ur cute? I think I'm cut. Is that ok?
13.Hair colour? Well, it's a kind of ginger variant at the moment. Expect green soon.
15.Do you wear contacts? Are you KIDDING?
16 Favourite Drink? Ketchup.
17.Favourite alcoholic drink? Fishheads (hahaha, Mrs. Bourne).
18.Favourite Month? Controlled cancer (double ewe tea eff?).
19.Favourite Food? Stuv.
20.Favourite thing u are not very gd at? Now, see, I don't get this question. Because if I'm not good at something, then surely it's gonna be a bit of a sore point, so therefore, I would not want to talk about it. Stop pissing me off.
21.Favourite Clothing Brand? Pancakes. I don't even like clothes.
22.Favourite day of the Year? May the 4th. Star Wars Day.
23 Favourite colour? Tickets to Chertsey (huh?).
24 Favourite Animal? Cassie is not the beast. She is the best. Get it RIGHT.
*FAMILY AND friends
25 .Who's your best friends? Fred, Fifty Cent, Tommy Hilfiger, Anna Lester's boyfriend, Steve's cat ET CETERA. You know the score.
26.Are your parents together? Only when they go shopping.
27.Do you tell your parents or your friends more? Friends? What are they?
28 Anything special about your parents? My dad has six legs, and my mother has webbed eyes.
29.Siblings and their ages? Bother. I mean broker. No, brother. Yeh. 65, or something. I try not to talk to it.
~*YES OR NO*~
30.You're slutty? Yeh. Don't sound so surprised?
31.You Mean? Yes, I do.
32.You like someone? I have a large... crush. On Tara.
33.You can keep secrets? Pay me.
34. You liked Britney Spears? Only 'cause she's HOT.
35.You've liked a cousin? I don't have a cousin. But you know. Whatever floats your boat.
36.Been in Opposite sexes bathroom? There's an opposite sex?
37. You've seriously hurt someone? Yeh. Steve is unconcious right this second.
38 You've been hurt seriously? Why do you think I'm so ugly?
39.You swear? Am I in court?
40.You get your way? No.
41.You're willing to try new things? Only new tricks.
42.You've cheated on a test? Getting bored of this.
| ~*RIGHT NOW*~ > > |
43.What are you wearing? One slipper. A glass one. That's right. I'm the prince.
44.What colour is your underwear: Polka dot. And they are in the shape of Pete Sampras.
45.What are you listening to? Two Timing Touch and Broken Bones - The Hives
46.How are you feeling? Don't you mean 'who'?
47.What are you doing? The dead Pope. I'm a necro like that.
48.What are you eating? My tongue?
49.How many people are online? Dude, like, EVERYONE. Yep, just Laura.
51.What books are you reading? The Da Vinci Code. It's fucking BORING.
>~*GIRLS ONLY*~ > >
52.How many lip glosses do you have? Lip... gloss?
53 What perfume do you use? Kris.
54.What's in your purse? My keyes. Alicia Keyes.
55.Thong or regular panties? Pan ties? Why would you tie your pans?
| 56. tall or short boys ? Short. Boys? What? Where? |
57.Blonde or brunette guys? Hitler.
58.Boxers showing? Boxers showing what?
59 Long hair or short hair on boys? SHIRT. And , uh, short. OK, so I can't type.
60. What do you find annoying in a guy? Broken bones.
61.What's the first thing you notice about guys? Tonsils.
~*GUYS ONLY*~ > >
62.What kind of deorant do you use? Camels.
63. Whats in your pockets? Steve (again).
64.Boxers or briefs? Trowels. I'm a gardening fanatic.
65.Blonde or brunette girls? Tea Tree Oil.
66.Tall or short girls? Well, just girls in general.
67.Piercings on girls? Toe ones, please.
68.Long or short hair on girls? Yawn.
69.Good or bad girl? This is taking forever.
70.What do you find annoying in girls? Llamas.
~*OTHER QUESTIONS*~ > >
72.What was the last movie you saw? Dirty Dancing.
73.What did you have for dinner? I'll have YOU for dinner. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more.
74.What are you hoping for? A crate of trees.
75.What movie do you really want to see? Belgiun Fishwives 3.
76.Where is your favourite place to travel? I don't travel. I stay in my room all day, all week, all month, all year, all blah blah.
77.What did you last dream about? Mrs. Robertson. God, she was fat.
78.What was the last thing you ate? My phone. OH MY GOD, THAT'S BEEN IN OLI'S BOXERS.
79.If you were a crayon what colour what would you be? The worn down black one.
80.Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? I don't know. I don't care.
81.Do you like the person that sent this to you? Steve? Well, she DOES have a male name.
83.Ever had a crush on a teacher? Well, I'd like to crush a few of them.
84.Are you too shy to ask someone out? Are they paying?
85. Scary movies or happy ending? Uh, what? Where's the Kris option?
86.Summer or winter? Mutants.
87.Relationships or one night stands? Guns.
88.Chocolate or Vanilla? Ice, Ice, Baby.
89 .Do you want your friends to write back? Friends?
90.Who is most likely to respond? Again, Hitler. I think I have a crush on the genocidal old dude.
91.Who is least likely to respond? Lima beans. What are they?
92.What did you do last night? I DREAMT OF YOU. MY LOVE. FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M OFF.
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