Emma: *Burps*.
Oli Gill: How? I'm straight.
Alex: I am really a woman. I had a sex change to be a man, but I really regret it, as I still love men. So that was a waste of time.
Sam: OOHHH IT'S RAINING.
Paul: When my sister was five, she fell out of a two storey window and remained unharmed (the gay). Also, I have a twenty inch penis.
Dave: I have over 40000 hp on FF 10.
Tom: Can you rub my thighs for me? With your tongue? I just had a bath, so they are clean. Except the knees, because they have big smiley faces on them that WON'T COME OFF.
Steve: I HAVE FINGERS.
Raph: Boo. That was spontaneous.
Lauren: I have three balls and no nipples.
Oli: I'm not gay.
Mike: I've just had the best conversation ever.
Kris: (She sent me a picture of a spacker saying NOPE. This is why I love you, Krispin.)
Roxy: No.
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