Monday, March 07, 2005

Surprise Me

Emma: *Burps*.

Oli Gill: How? I'm straight.

Alex: I am really a woman. I had a sex change to be a man, but I really regret it, as I still love men. So that was a waste of time.

Sam: OOHHH IT'S RAINING.

Paul: When my sister was five, she fell out of a two storey window and remained unharmed (the gay). Also, I have a twenty inch penis.

Dave: I have over 40000 hp on FF 10.

Tom: Can you rub my thighs for me? With your tongue? I just had a bath, so they are clean. Except the knees, because they have big smiley faces on them that WON'T COME OFF.

Steve: I HAVE FINGERS.

Raph: Boo. That was spontaneous.

Lauren: I have three balls and no nipples.

Oli: I'm not gay.

Mike: I've just had the best conversation ever.

Kris: (She sent me a picture of a spacker saying NOPE. This is why I love you, Krispin.)

Roxy: No.

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