Here Is Your Reply, Fattititi

1. What’s the date? I have not a clue. Nor shall I bother to check.
2. What’s the time right now? 8:50
3. Single or Taken? Single. Like a non-returning train ticket.
4. What’s your full name? Cassandra Hannah Mansi Bowman.
5. How old are you? Sixteen.
6. What’s your nickname? Beautiful. OK, that may have been a lie.
7. What size shoes are you? Three and a half to four.
8. How tall are you? Five foot one. Shh.
9. What do you like about your self? My penis
10. What’s your worst quality? I sometimes get into jealous rages. *coughs loudly*.
11. What are the last 2 digits off your number? 62
12. Living arrangments? Under the sea. With my pet parrot.
13. Favourite drink? Gravy.
14. Favourite month? Miss. Ross (no, I don’t know either. Stupid question).
15. Favourite food? Llama milk.
16. Favourite website? www.tubgirl.com. Obviously.
17. Favourite animals? I do not like animals.
18. Are your parents together? Unfortunately, yes.
19. Siblings ages? Fifty three.
20. Oooh, blank space.

**YES** OR **NO**
21. Are you mean? Duh.
22. Do you fancy anyone? Hahahahaaa. Hahahahaha.
23. Can you keep a secret? No.
24. Been in the opposite sexes bathroom? ‘Scuse me? What does that mean?
25. Have you seriously hurt someone? Yeh, they died from looking at my beautiful face.
26. Have you been hurt seriously? I assume I was dropped on my head as a baby.
27. Do you swear? All the fuckin’ time.
28. Do you get your way? No.
29. Are you willing to try new things? Oh yeh. All the time. Babe.
30. Have you cheated on someone? I WISH.

**RIGHT NOW**

31. What are you wearing? Grey trackie bottoms, and a black t-shirt with cats on it.
32. What are you listening to? The Donnas – You Got A Crush On Me.
33. What colour underwear are you wearing? Pink. How disgustingly girly of me.
34. What are you doing? Singing tunelessly. And talking to mes amis.
35. What’s on your mouse pad? Terry Jones on a crucifix.
35.hows the weather? Glittery.

**GIRLS ONLY**

36. Tall or short boys? Tall, tall, tall.
37. Blonde or brunette boys? Brunette. Usually.
38. Boxers showing? Yes, but only for hilarity’s sake.
39. Long hair or short hair? Short, et le spikey.
40. What do you find annoying in a guy? Lack of knee caps.
41. What’s the first thing u notice in a boy? Treadmills.
42. Do you like bad or good boys? I prefer girls. Even though I am not Amber.

**OTHER QUESTIONS**

43. Do you like the person who sent this to you? No, I hate Fati with all my eyes.
44. Are you shy to ask someone out? Nah.
45.Do u want your friends to write back? NO.
46. Summer or winter? Marissa. Haha. I am like, SO FUNNY.
47. What did u do last night? Confessed my undying love for Marios.
48. Chocolate or sweets? Chocolate. Don’t be silly now.
49. Boy mates or girl mates? Kris. She’s both, so all is ok.
50. Who is most likely to respond? Hitler.