"Fuck Shit Bugger Mingle"

I was rudely awoken at 8:30. Not impressed at ALL. I was made to clean the house, and after this, I was allowed to escape to visit mon Bethan. We shopped, and talked, and ate ice cream, and all the other fun stuff that people do in Woking.

Next, I transported myself to the home of Steve, where we were silly until the arrival of Kris, Joe, Mike, and, er, Yelden. Mucho running around with guitars and weird hats occurred, and at last we left to go to the station.

Half way there, Steve and I hear a scream of laughter, and see Yelden lying in the middle of the road, in absolute hysterics. He had chucked Kris's keys up into a ginormous tree above. Cue Mike doing running jumps to try to reach it, and Joe climbing over the fence. Yeh. Helpful. But not as helpful as Steve, Kris and myself, who stood on the sidelines, cracking up. Very useful. Yelden ended up standing on Joe's shoulders, and practically diving at the branch. Which was very, very, very funny.

So off we toddled to the station, at a rather fast pace (well, for my little legs anyway). Trains were caught, batteries were shoved into noses (eh?) and photos were taken. At last, we arrived at Egham, to be greeted by a spikey haired Marios. We bought chips (Kris, I owe you £1.05. Remind me) and dawdled up the hill, where Marios decided to marry me, and Mike decided that he was stoned. Riiiight. Steve then decided that we had missed the turn off. By MILES. So back we traipsed. At long last, we arrived at Hannah's, to be greeted by a drunken mob. Oh good.

I can't remember in order any of what happened. So, here is a list, and if I have forgotten anything, feel free to leave a liiiiittle comment:

• We walk into the shed where the Spice Girls movie is playing.
• We scream a lot.
• We suck lollies. Unfortunately, all the drumsticks disappear before we can steal them.
• We drink a little of what is left of the alcohol. This is the problem with arriving late. Tuh.
• Katy swears a lot, and slaps me.
• Joe looks angry.
• I find a cool hat, and adopt it.
• Kris spills stuff all down my skirt. I have to change it.
• Ben Murdoch throws a water balloon at me. I get extremely angry, fall into a tree, and shout at Ben for a long time.
• Katy swears a lot and slaps me.
• Many people pull many people. As per usual.
• Katy makes a COMPLETE fool of herself.
• Multiple people steal "my" hat. I am less than impressed.
• Steve and I miss certain people.
• Yelden is funny (when isn't he?).
• Steve has backache. We sit on the floor looking attractive.
• Lots of other random things I can't remember.

After everyone left, Georgie, Hannah, Amber, Lois, Nishi, Katy, Lauren, Abi, Gemma and myself sat in Hannah's lovely kitchen, eating toast and drinking tea. We skipped off to bed, and had a fab-dabby-doo-dah girly sleepover, complete with Haribo and too much giggling.