Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Who Would You Rather Have Rampant Batty Sex With, And Why: Hitler, Or Mother Theresa?

Oli Gale Grant: Mother Theresa - Hitler might enjoy it.

Kris: Mother Theresa, 'cause that's just WRONG.

Tom P: Mother Theresa, because she's still alive (uh, no she isn't) Oh, in that case, Hitler. There's less left. OK, MOTHER THERESA, I DON'T CARE, IT'S A STUPID QUESTION ANYWAY.

Roxy: Hitler, because then I could yell 'JAWOHL' in the middle, and he would be WILD.

Oli Gill: Hitler. Fuck off, no contest. Nice strong German instead of wrinkly old Indian.

Nigel Bowman: Dale Winton (thanks for that, Dad)

James Wharton: Hitler, because then he might let me in on his plans for world domination.

Steve: Hitler, because Mother Theresa was very old and frail and you might give her a heart attack or break her back.

Mike: Hitler, I don't think Mother could handle rampant. And she might die if she had an orgasm, due to her age.


1 comment:

THWP said...

OK. I have a new answer.
If we are taking these now dead people to be alive at the time of the batty sex, does this mean that we get to choose their age?
Ok, I choose Mother Theresa. But not the old, wrinkled, ugly mother Theresa. I mean the fully fit 18 year old mother Theresa, as a girl. Mmm.
Haha. I have beaten your stupid system, Cassie!
I rule!