Cassie: *sips tea*
Raph: *continues knitting jolly rodger*
Cassie: *pierces ear*
Raph: with tea spoon.
Cassie: and seven pieces of chalk. To be on the safe side.
Raph: how would that make it safer?
Cassie: have you met my chalk?
Raph: I hope not. Anywhy, I had better get a spoon on and leave. Good chive.
Cassie: have gun!
Raph: eye have herd that won before.
Cassie: ewe sew havaunt.
Raph: that was punnilicious.
Cassie: twas twas
Raph: butt I musk bee of, sow I sea u late-r.
Cassie: ant yew.
Raph: y-e-s.
That made me laugh more than a conversation possible should. Dear LORD.
4 comments:
And WHO is this raph fellow? Because, really, Cassandra, if you are cheating on me I feel that I have a right to be told.
No wait, is this a polygamos relationship? Woohoo, Mexico here I come!
Wait, is this a relationship at all?
I'm confused.
La di da di da di da.
Screw you, Batman.
Rel-ation-ship? You what now? Do not be silly.
And Raph is an old school friend. Funny, funny man.
Awww you GUYS *smiles* The big R-word. Congratulations, things are (FINALLY) moving forward.
The only 'R' word I will be giving you is... RAMPANT BATTY SEX. Oh wait. That's not good. I haven't got any implements to have rampant sex with your batty with.
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