Fati

She's medium heighted.

She's tannedy skinnedy.

She has an orange streak in her hair.

She wears a lot of eyeliner.

She has the ODDEST sense of humour known to man.

That's right, I'm talking about Hannah Taylor. No, kidding, I really mean Joss Stone. CASSIE, SHUT UP. Ok, we all know that I am talking about Fati. Now. I have not known Fati as long as I have known most of my fronds, but this, however, does not deter from the fact that Fati is one of my Best Friends (tm). We met on that fateful day in... some year... probably Nine. T'was on a cold and windy afternoon, and I saw this little person sitting all alone on a nice bench outside the music centre. So, for some reason, unbeknownst to me, I joined her. Actually, I made that up, I can't remember if she sat next to me, or it was mutual sitting, or perhaps we didn't sit. Although, I think we did. No, I know we did. I just can't remember who sat next to who, or who instigated the sitting. Or the meeting. We must have both just appeared there, through a magic spell of weirdness. So whatever. Someone started this. I don't know who. I do know, however, that it could only be either Fati or myself, as there was no one else. Unless my memory is being weird again. I am befuddled. Is that even how you spell befuddled? AND WHO CARES. Anyway.

So yes. We met. We fished shoes out of ponds. I noticed Fati had a big plastic flower thing in her hair. Hmm. And so. We have been fronds ever since. Nice, eh.

Our lovely frondship was confirmed by R.S. Yes, that's right, folks, Mr. Casely helped to bring me and the Fat one together. We made mermaids (why? I don't know. I think that it is irrelevant. Worrying, yes. Irrelevant too), meditated, all sorts of interesting things. BUT ALAS. We were separated, never to meet again (this may or may not be true. Ok, it's not true, but it did take us an ENTIRE year to realise that I had English AND Geoggers with her. So all was not bad. In fact, it is nice).

The best thing about Fati is the fact that she provides me with cake. Ok, that is a good point, but maybe not the BEST point. I like the way she is HILARIOUS, AND ALL THE TIME, TOO. Today in Geoggers, she was at the height of her funniness.

Example:

"So, we were looking for a bin, to put my cup in, I'd kind of already digested half of it. Yeh. I bite things."

Ok, so possibly it was a 'had to have been there' thing. But dude. That was a good 'un.