There is no depression here. Oh no. In fact, today has been a mixture of disgust, delight and devilment. Ok, that was a lie, but I've been told that I need to practise my rhetorical devices. Is alliteration one of those? I think so. Who knows. Maybe that's why I lost marks. Hmm...
So today was basically uneventful. Oh, except for when Mr. Hussey stumbled in, waving Miss Hudspith like a flag, and shouting 'SLAY ME, I AM TOO FAT TO LIVE, AND MY DAUGHTER IS AN UGLY WHORE.'
Yeh.
That didn't happen.
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