Lovely Abigail Rosamundio

Yes, I know that Abi has not gone away, HOWEVER, she has blogged about me, and it is for me to return the favour. She said a lot of crazy stuff. I am sure I am not as mad as she makes me out to be. But whatever, on with the show.

Abi is a very strange creature. I have known her for longer than I care to remember (nearly five years), and we have had many a good time during those. Three facts about Gail:

1. She has more hair than I have ever seen anyone own. It is always nice, and lovely, but there is so much of it, I do not know how she manages to stand up straight.
2. She is very. very. very. slow. It is impressive how slow she is. One might even call it a skill. Her writing is absolutely impeccable, so much so it looks as though it has been typed, but it takes her so long to do it. I think that a snail would be able to write faster than her. And please note that snails do not have any hands, nor are they big enough to be able to hold a pen easily. In fact, I cannot see anyway in which a snail could write, and it would STILL be faster than Abi. Perhaps they could write little notes in the slime that they emit when they slide around. Maybe Abi is a snail. I suppose she could be a tortoise. Except that she isn't green, and does not carry a shell on her back. Oh, snails have shells too, I forgot that. Have you ever seen that tv program about the cartoon snails, and it takes them days to do anything? So maybe Abi is a snail then. But without the shell. Does that make her a slug? I don't know. She doesn't seem particularly slimy, and I'm sure that she doesn't feast on marigolds and other garden flowers. But I guess I should keep her away from the slug pellets anyway. Just to be safe.
3. She has more brother than it seems possible. It used to be so that you went into her house, and all you could see were brothers. Well, I exaggerate, she has three brothers. But that is a lot. And they always seem to be there. Like when we sleep over at her house, one or other of them always sits with us (particularly when they are drunk) and makes fun of us, or tells seriously sick jokes.

Reasons why I like Abi: She has THE MOST ridiculous sense of humour known to man. And the most infectious laugh ever. It is, in fact, SICK how much she can make me laugh. I did not realise it was possible to be that funny. Of course, she can sometimes be annoying. But she is particularly funny when you are not supposed to laugh. Like laughing at Kat Ball. I KNOW that it's bad, but when Abi laughs, there is nothing, literally nothing I can do to stop me from laughing too.

Reasons why Abi is annoying: I do not know. She is just Abi. But we love her anyway.

My favourite Abi memory: Hahahahahahaaa, when we were all sitting in my kitchen, and I mentioned giving birth to a particular someone. She got up, ran round the kitchen, and broke my dishwasher. HAHAHAHAHA. Spacker.