"I'm Touching Everyone And Everyone Is Touching Me."

Friday... Woah. There is just so much I could rabbit on about, I could talk for hours and hours and hours, and probably more hours. It was more eventful than I ever thought possible. Woah. Again. We went back to Steve's after school, and had madrushinground time. We then went to collect el spasticos from the bus stop (whilst carrying a huge inflatable phone), and spent many a happy minute sprawled across her sofa, eating piles of pizza. Mike has very long arms. I am suitably impressed. Soon, Ogg arrived, and we then mashed up some energy tablets, put them into lines and tried to snort them. Not... quite sure why. That was a very weird part. I can't really remember what happened next, something to do with throwing grapes at Ogg, weird falling down dancing, dying of hair, twister, kissing chains (HAHAHA) and them Tom went missing. He literally disappeared. We searched the whole house for him. But, he had gone home without telling anyone. Why does he do that? Why? Why? Argh, annoying boy. Anyway, me, Steve, Ogg, Lois, Mike and Abi left the couples to... um, yes, and sat in the utility room all squished up together.

Soon, however, Oli and Emma entered. So the Breakfast Club (that's us six, by the way, Mike came up with our name. Genius) vacated the utility room, and moved to the front room, only to be followed once again by the inseparable pullers. I have to say, Emma and Oli really should learn to take hints, Mike is not exactly the most subtle of people - "In the politest possible way, FUCK OFF" - Next, we moved to Steve's bedroom, and we sat - not in the greatest of comfort, it has to be said - and talked for aaaaages. But soon enough, the serial snoggers tried to join our ranks, but to no avail. However, us Breakfast Clubbers did have to put up with watching them stick their tongues down each others' throats. Thanks, guys. Just what I want to see at 3 am. It was like a free porn channel. Yikes. So we moved to the bathroom, where I received a nice shower. In my clothes. Woo.

Next port of call was Joe and Kris's territory. I'm sorry, you two. So after invading them, we moved back to the bedroom, and all huddled on the bed. Awwwww. I love you, Breakfast Club. I would just like to state here and now that I am absolutely covered in Steve and Ogg lick. YOU TWO ARE SO WEIRD. Oh, and a tiny bit of Joe lick from this morning. So he can be a bit weird too. Anyway, people came in and out of the bedroom, and we all snuggled and chatted for aaaages. And Ogg, I will bite you if you try to pull me again. Bad Ogg. Love you as I do, I do not want to stick my tongue down your throat. Then, as Abi managed to take up the whole bed, me, Steve and Ogg moved onto the floor. That part was properly surreal. I can't even remember most of it, except that there were a lot of legs.

After no sleep, we all went down for a very tired breakfast, and a lot of tv. Now, at home, I am so tired. I really could sleep now. I probably should. Hmm. No.