Ignoring Emma Is Fun

Emma Claire Williams. Or perhaps Mrs. Willy, when she is being particularly clever. Emma is known for this, and has been, on occasion, called the 'Human Calculator'. Yes, this girl is cleverererer than it should be allowed. Although, it is slightly good, as then she can do my homework for me. ANYWAY.

Emma and myself made friends nearly five years ago. It was actually Kris's fault, because she kept ignoring me, and I wanted to get my own back on her by getting a new friend and ignoring her. Moving swiftly on. We then created a little group, known lovingly as 'CAKKE'. All was groovy (such a lie, we did nothing but argue), until the trip to the science museum. It was then that we realised that Emma is truly a Bobette . We argued and hated each other for about a year. BUT LUCKILY, we are now groovy friends again.

I have many lessons with my dearest Emma, these being Latin, Geoggers and French. And, however icky this may sound, she keeps me alive during these, especially Latin. We have invented THE coolest game, called Add-it. I'm not going to explain, because it sounds very silly. Which it is. But shh. I also really love learning Latin vocab now, because of her and her weird, weird ways. How sickening.

My favourite thing about Emma is the amount of chocolate she eats. I have never met anyone before who eats that much chocolate and still manages to look as though she has never eaten anything in their lives. Though, I guess that is also an annoying fact. But never mind.

The worst thing about Emma is how she always complains that she has nothing to wear, when, in fact, she is always wearing something different.

My favourite memory of Emma is during our hilarious annual revision days. We are so so so ridiculously silly, and that is tres groovement. I look forward to revising with it so much. Which is weird, as I hate revision more than I hate white socks. And that is a lot.