Alright, I know I say this a lot. Shut up. But it's so honestly true. I love my friends SO MUCH. You are all the best pals (hahaha) ever. Please don't ever leave me. Dudes, my presents are so cool. You are actually the best.
Roxy: THANK YOU FOR MY STRIPEY UNDIES. They rock more than the stuff you buy in Brighton. I want to wear them over my jeans so that everyone can see them. That's not a good idea, is it. But shh.
Lally: Earrings! My favourite thing, of course. Lovely lovely Lal. And thank you incrrrrredibly much for the pot of marmite. It brings back all the hilarious memories of eating marmite and weetos on the gliding course. Best week EVER.
Laura: Thank you for the jelly babies. Yum. And the groovy apple badge. You nutter. Happy birthday, too *grins insanely*.
Katherine: Coincidence? I need a nail file, and you got me one with fish on. EXCELLENT.
Fred: Yay for bathroom stuff, and for cute keyring. Thanks dude. AND WELL DONE ON THAT FENCING THING.
Lois: Lois! I love you! Spotty underwear? What on earth could be better? I'm sorry you thought I was serious when I said I hated it. I don't hate it, I PROMISE. And those earrings did look good, I was kidding. Please stop taking my insults seriously. I'm sorry.
Abi: You scab. I am wearing the slipper things now. They are more comfy than a comfy thing which in very comfy. You groove-meister. Also, mad card writing there. Weirdo.
Steve: Thanks for the GREAT PRESENT, Steve. Thanks. *coughs*. Nice card though. I physically giggled. How sickening. Why do you make me giggle? And I'm going to stop trying to make you laugh now, Ogg-lover. I promise.
Amber: YAY FOR MORE STRIPEY UNDIES. And for getting the size right this time. Well done. I'm still a bit worried about the salt though. Salt? You are very strange.
Katy: My darling Katwee, what groovy earrings you have given me. They are truly excellent. I also love the bracelets. Even the mad stretchy one, which is now twice its original size. Oops.
Kris: I love it.
Gee: Are you TRYING to kill me?
Emma: YOU WONDERFUL PERSON. I HAVE WANTED THIS ALBUUM FOR SEVENTY SIX YEARS, AND NOW I HAVE IT. I AM LISTENING TO IT NOW, AND IT IS ACTUALLY BEAUTIFUL, AND I WANT TO CRY. THANK YOU SO MUCH, AND I HATE YOU FOR SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON ME.
Beth and Fran: Although I hate hotwater bottles, I love this one. Of course. I'm sorry for not liking hot water bottles, but I shall make an effort to like them. Even though they are weird and wobbly. Wew.
Hattie: Earrings are so COOL. I am wearing them now, thank you so much!
Fati: Glitter glue. Do I need to say anything else?
You are all so great. Thank you so much, and I will give you your presents soon. I promise.
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