Turtles, and the Use of Laundry

Fabulous. Darling. Juuust fabulous. I actually hate the word 'glorious'. How camp is that word? It reminds me of rhodedendrons (or however you spell it). And I hate - HATE - rhodedendrons. I don't even know what they look like. But I hate them anyway. And glorious. 'It was early one glorious Sunday morning, and all the rhodedendrons were peeking out from inside their flowery burrows.' YIKES. I mean, GLORIOUS??? Just no. No way, no thank you, have a good day, and bye bye.