Maths

Lunchbreak. School. Yay. I am hoping that today I will receive my detention. Which I, in due course, shall frame. Detention for what? I hear you calling. Ah well, for those of you who don't know, I have received a detention for hiding the school cat in the music centre. No, I'm joking, we had the WORLD'S BEST WATER FIGHT. Hahaha, go us. We got into endless amounts of trouble for it, and have lived up to our reputation as the 'bad class'. I'm not altogether sure what the detention will entail, but whatever it is, it will be excellent.

So far, today, I have had three, that's right, THREE nosebleeds. I love nosebleeds, they are so fun. That's a weird thing to say, but really they are. I love the colour of blood, and the way it splatters in such an attractive way. I'm not a vampire.

Oh, and also, I meant to say: STEVE, I HATE YOU. This is not for the eyes of many mad people, it is only for people who come across it accidently. ACCIDENTLY, STEVE. Steve. Grr.